While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans & an envelope containing 30 in cash.

The farmer confronted his wife, & when asked about the curious items, she confessed: "Over the years, I haven't been completely faithful to you." "When I did fool around, I put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion, " she explained.

The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either, & therefore, was inclined to forgive & forget a few moments of weakness in his wife. "I'm curious though, " he said, "Where did the thirty dollars come from?" "Oh that, " his wife replied, "Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I sold out!"