Rights For Toys

No, I'm not talking about vibrators, canes, etc.

"Vibrator's of the World, Unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!!" No. I'm talking about those men and women who, during the process of negotiations with their Dom Domme admit that they are only toys, and deserve nothing better to be used as such.

Still, even thought they're only toys, they should have at least some rights. I've put together a partial list, of Rights for Toys.

I'm hoping the rest of you can improve upon this. RIGHTS 1. Toys may not be deliberately broken. 2. Toys should not be used in a manner other than the uses intended for them by their Manufacturer without their permission. 3. Toys should not be left out in the rain, snow, or submerged in water or other fluids for extended periods of time. 4. Toys should not be subjected to extreme temperature variations of heat or cold without their permission 5.

Since the shelf-life of toys is relatively short, toys should be used regularly in order to avoid performance problems.

6. Toys should be serviced regularly, according to their Manufacturers recommendations if any 7. Toys should not have any of their component parts replaced with anything other than OEM Original Equipment Manufacture parts cerified by their Manufacturer. 8. What am I forgetting here??

 

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