A fellow carrying a monkey wanders into a bar for a beer. another fellow stops nursing his drink and says: "cute monkey".

The 1st fellow says "Thank-you he's special to me".

2nd fellow: "why's that?" 1st fellow: "**tch" With that the 1st fellow slaps the monkey. The monkey then gets down & proceeds to give the 1st fellow a b**w ***. 2nd fellow sits there stunned.

1st fellow: "Would you like to try it?" 2nd fellow: "Okaaaay, But don't hit me!"