A kid just graduated from high school and landed a job as an IRS agent.

His first assignment was a Rabbi. He thought he'd give this Rabbi a hard time. So he goes over to the Rabi, and asks questions. Say, what do you do with all of your candle drippings? Well, replied the Rabi, we collect it, melt it, re mold it into a new candle and give them to the church..in turn they give us pennance.

Well, what about your bread crumbs...

what about those? Well we collect them all and give them to the farmer next to us to feed his chickens, in turn he gives us eggs.

Oh, well how about all your fore skin from your circumsicions? Well, we collect it all, and give it to the IRS, and in turn they send us a prick like you.