-- I'll get a world record for this..

-- It's fireproof. -- He's probably just hibernating.

-- What does this button do? -- I'm making a citizen's arrest. -- So, you're a cannibal.

-- It's probably just a rash. -- Are you sure the power is off? -- Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it? -- The odds of that happening have to be a million to one! -- Pull the pin and count to what? -- Which wire was I supposed to cut? -- I wonder where the mother bear is.

-- I've seen this done on TV. -- These are the good kind of mushrooms. -- I'll hold it and you light the fuse. -- Let it down slowly. -- Rat poison only kills rats. -- Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.

-- It's strong enough for both of us.

-- This doesn't taste right. -- I can make this light before it changes.

-- Nice doggie. -- I can do that with my eyes closed. -- I've done this before. -- Well, we've made it this far. -- That's odd. -- You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? -- Don't be so superstitious. -- Now watch this. -- What duck?