Cinderella, 80 yrs old, sitting in her rocking chair on her front porch petting her favorite pet cat Bob. Along comes her fairy GodMother who says "Cindy, you've been a wonderful example of what a princess should be.. I'm going to give you 3 more wishes. Cinderella smiles and says "I'd like to be young and beautiful again" POOF there she stood in all her youthful radiant glory! Cindy says "next I'd wish to be rich" POOF her rocking chair turned to solid gold and the porch became littered with gems of all sizes shapes and colors. Cindy looks at her favorite pet cat Bob and says " Bob has been a wonderful companion..

I wish he were a handsome young prince. POOF Bob stood there tall and charming and handsome as any man she had ever seen. He reached out and swept Cinderella into his arms... looked deep into her eyes and said "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered now arent ya!!!"