An 85 year old woman is appearing before the judge on a charge of shopplifting.

The judge asks her if she is guilty or not guilty. She tells him she is guilty. He asks her what she stole and she tells him it was a can of peaches. The judge asks her how many peaches were in the can and she replies that there were 6 peaches in the can. The judge then tells her he is going to sentence her to 6 days in jail. At this point, her husband who has remained silent throughout the proceedings jumps up and says, "Your honor, she also stole a can of peas".