You notice your tie is sticking out of your fly.

Someone uses your tongue as a coaster.

You start kissing portraits on the wall. You suddenly notice your underwear is hanging from the chandelier. You have to hold onto the floor to keep from sliding off. You take off your shoes and wade in the punch bowl. You hear someone say, "call a priest". You complain about the small bathroom after emerging out of the wardrobe. You refill your glass from the fish tank.

You tell everyone you have to go home despite the fact the party is being held at your place. You ask for some more ice and put it in your pocket. You hear a duck quacking and it turns out to be yourself.

You yawn at the biggest bore in the room and then notice your're looking in the full length mirror.

You pick up a roll and butter your watch. You suggest everyone stands up and sings the National Budget. You're at the dinner table and ask if someone can pass the bedpan.

You tell your best joke to the rubber plant. You eventually come to the conclusion that you are the only one under the coffee table.