Winter Dating

A couple was out on their first date. While they were eating dinner it started to snow.

On the way back to drop her off at her apartment, they get a flat tire. The guy gets out to change the tire, and by now it is freezing cold and windy. After about 15 minutes he gets back in the car to warm up his fingers before trying to finish with the tire.

As he is vigorously rubbing his hands together, his date offers to help warm them up.

She takes his hands between hers and slides them up her skirt. After a while he reluctantly goes back out to work on the tire.

He is back in less than 5 minutes with cold hands again, and now sees her panties hanging on the mirror. She winks and tells him to warm up his hands again.

Eventually he goes back out and gets the spare tire on the car. When he gets back into the drivers seat, his date asks, "Aren't your ears cold too?"

 

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