A beautiful young lady walks ito a tattoo stuido one day and tells the male artist that she wants a tattoo of Santa Clause on her right inner thigh. Happy to oblidge, the artist starts his work. A few seconds in to the job, the artist notices a tattoo of a turkey on her left inner thigh.

Curious, he askes her why she has the turkey on her left thigh and why she wants a tattoo of Santa on her right thigh. "Because", she replies, "My boyfriend is always complaining that there is nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

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