WHY A WOMANS V****A IS LIKE A HOTEL ROOM 1.

Even before it is open for business some one has slept in your room it of course they will tell you are the first 2. You can stay for a night only this is a good travel arrangement 3. You can stay for a weekend or week but you may be over doing it 4. You can stay for ever, if like Howard Hughes you buy the hotel but if you decide to leave you may have to pay half the cost of the room for ever more 5. You can pay extra if you want to stay in a special room this is usually one night at a time 6. Although you pay, other may stay for free no one will tell you this 7.

Sometimes the hotel may comp the room to a special client for free you will wonder why no one comped you, but then you will see the car the other guest is driving or the big hand he is playing and understand 8. Your brother may have stayed in the same room but dont expect him to tell you right away, he will wait till he is really mad at you 9. If you brought your mother to the hotel she probably would not like the room afterward you will agree with her 10.

Sometimes you find out that your best friend stayed at the same room you may not appreciate this, he may find it embarrassing and not mention it until you are very sick and he thinks you are going to die