There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened upon a pile of steaming hot cow shit. Due to the fact that it had been hours since his last meal, he flew down and began to eat.

He ate....and he ate.....and he ate......

Finally, he deecided that he had eaten enough and tried to fly away.

He had eaten too much though and could not get of the ground. As he loooked around wonder- what to do now, he spotted a pitch-fork leaning up against the wall. He climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off, thinking that once he got airborne, he would be able to take flight. Unfortunately, he was wrong and dropped like a rock, splattering when he hit the floor. The moral of the story is: Never fly off the handle when you are full of shit....