A very handsome and even more confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and cant help but ask, "Is your date running late?" "No, " he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.

" The woman is intrigued and asks, "A state-of-the-art watch? Whats so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me, " he explains. "Whats it telling you now?" "Well, it says youre not wearing any panties...

" The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!" The man taps on the face of the watch and explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."