87 year old Clarence was in his room at the nursing home when 85 year old Sadie from down the hall came running in his room stark naked. She grabbed the sheet off his bed and tied it around her neck, like a cape. Then she jumped up on the bed. "Sadie!! What the hell are you doing??!!" asked Clarence. Sadie replied, "I'm not Sadie..

I'm Super Sexy Senior Citizen, and I'm here to give you super sex! Clarence looked at her old wrinkly body and said, "Good..I'll have the soup!"