---------- An attractive woman goes up to the cash counter at a restaurant. She gestures alluringly to a man behind the counter, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she gently begins to caress his cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red. "Are you the owner?" She asks, stroking his face with her hands.

"No" he replies, "I am the manager" "Can you get him?" she asks. "I'm afraid I can't, " breathes the manager-clearly aroused, "he is in the back working.

Is there anything I can do for you?" "Yes, there is. Give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room!!"