A lady friend of mine got this Emailed to her.

She just had to pass it around. Guys you might not like it. Ladies your gonna love it. Well folks the IRS have finally done it.

They have instituted a p***s tax. Since all men are not equal the have broken down the tax brackets as follows 0-4 inches: Nuisance tax. Anyone this small gains an exemption since the cost of paperwork is greater than their size. 5-6 inches: Usage tax: Anyone this size is bound to use it and therefore will be taxed 6 of their average income or 50 of their porn magazine, condom, and lube or escort service expenditures. Whichever is greater. 7-8 inches: Growth tax: Anyone this size will typically be sought out and therefore will be taxed 12 or 1 dollar per ejaculation whichever is greater. 9-11 inches: Stiff tax: Anyone this size will definitely cause jealousy to lesser size men and will so be penalized 18 or 2 dollars per embarrassment or shame caused in the locker rooms whichever is greater. 12 and up: Excessive tax: Anyone this size will be taxed 23 of there porn movie earnings or 1000 per p***s picture they have posted on the net. Also the female members of the audit department will do a personal audit followed by a very close scrutiny by the gay men in the financial review board. Now. Any guys want to make some size claims??