The nuns at the local convent had their daily announcement session. Mother superior walked out in front of the 100 nuns with a very serious frown on her face. She began to speak..... Mother Superior: "A sinful deed was committed here, yesterday." 99 nuns: "Oh, no!" 1 nun: "Hee, Hee, Hee!" Mother Superior: "Today I found a pair of mens underwear." 99 nuns: "Oh, no!" 1 nun: "Hee, Hee, Hee!" Mother Superior: "And I also found a condom." 99 nuns: "Oh, no!" 1 nun: "Hee, Hee, Hee!" Mother Superior: "And it has been used." 99 nuns: "Oh, no!" 1 nun: "Hee, Hee, Hee!" Mother Superior: "And there is a hole in it!" 1 nun: "Oh no!" 99 nuns: "Hee, Hee, Hee!!!" |