There are these two statues, one a naked man, the other a woman. They are facing each other. One day an angel comes down and says:"poof your alive" then the angel says:"You two have been patient here for a hundred years, for a reward, you now have fifteen minutes to do what ever you like.

" The two statues run behind the bushes and you can hear them giggling and having a good time.

They come out and the angel says:"Wow sounds like you had fun and you still have five minutes left if you"d like to do what ever it was you did again." One statue looks at the other and says" ok, this time you hold the pigeon down and ill shit on it"s head..........