The other day, i went over to my grandpa house. now you see he is borderline forgetfuldementiaalsimers, ok. So i ring the doorbell, he answers. he lets me in, and wants to give me the grand tour.

I think in the back of my mind that i have been here 1, 000 times before, but i'll let him, why deny him that.

so he shows me various parts of the house, then he takes me into this one room.

You see my grandpa was an avid hunter, and this room has all of these taxidermied animals in it, in the corner of this room STOOD a 12 ft male Giant grizzley bear.

I said " Boy Grandpa, that must be one story on how you bagged that one." he said to me "Well, Sweetie i was up in canada, in the woods, with nothin but my muzzle loader. Well i was walking thruogh the woods, and came upon a clearing, and turned around, and ARGHHHHHHHHHHGH I SHIT MYSELF. I said "well i would of shit myself too if i had seen a 12 ft.

male giant grizzley bear standing there in front of me. he said " sweetie, not then, just now!! when i went ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHGH!!"