ONE DAY WHILE WALKING TO SOUP KITCHEN HOMELESS GUY WITH LEPROSY FINDS LOTTERY TICKET SHURE ENOUGH ITS A WINNER HIS COMPANION ASKS WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE MONEY YOU KNOW I HAVE THIS DISEASE AND I AM NOT GOING TO LIVE MUCH LONGER I WOULD REALY LOVE TO EAT IN A FRENCH RESTARAUNT SURE ENOUGH HIS BUDDIE HAS CONNECTIONS AND GETS THEM IN THE RESTAURANTUPON ENTERING THE LOTTERY WINNER SAYS MAN YOU CAN SIT US IN THE BACK IF YOU WANT I KNOW I LOOK REALLY BAD THE GUY PROMTLY TELLS HIM IT WILL BE ALLRIGHT PLEASEBE SEATED HE SAYS ILL GO GET YOUR SOUP AND SALAD AT THAT TIME A PATRON TO THE LEFT STARTS TO PUKE THEN ONE TO THE RIGHT STARTS TO PUKE UPON RETURNING TO THE TABLE THEMAITREDE TELLS THEM THIER SOUP WAS READY THE LEPAR TELLS HIM MAN I KNOW I LOOK BAD AND I KNOW IM MAKING THESE GUYS SICK ILL LEAVE NO ITS NOT YOU YOU STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE ITS THE A*****E BEHINDE YOU DIPPING THE CRACKERS IN YOUR NECK AND EATING THEM THATS MAKING EVERYBODY SICK