The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Jack or Debra. It was a hard decision because they were both great workers, rather than flip a coin, he decided to fire the first person to use the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a terrible hangover from partying the night before and went to the water cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approched her and said "Debra, i've never had to do this before, but i have to lay you or Jack off" "Could you just jack off?" Debra said "I feel like shit today"