Two Fly's are sitting around eating on a fresh pile of stinking shit. They sit and eat and eat, finally one fly says to the other. Look man I'm full I'm gonna take off, you coming? The other fly decides to stay and eat a while longer. Eventually he decides that he's had enough.

He tries to take off...

can't, he tries harder...

he can't quite make it. He looks around and sees a shovel sticking in the ground he decides that maybe if he climbs up and takes off from there he can get enough momentum to fly home.

So he climbs up the shovel and jumps off. SPLAT!!! The fly falls to his death.

Moral of the story.. Never fly of the handle with a load of shit.