Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "f**k". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "f**k" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive John f**ked Mary and intransitive Mary was f**ked by John.

It can be an action verb John really gives a f**k, a passive verb Mary really doesn't give a f**k, an adverb Mary is f**king interested in John, or as a noun Mary is a terrific f**k. It can also be used as an adjective Mary is f**king beautiful or an interjection F**k! I'm late for my date with Mary. It can even be used as a conjunction Mary is easy, f**k she's also stupid. As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "f**k"..

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations: 1. Greetings "How the f**k are ya?" 2. Fraud "I got f**ked by the car dealer." 3.

Resignation "Oh, f**k it!" 4.

Trouble "I guess I'm f**ked now." 5. Aggression "F**K YOU!" 6. Disgust "F**k me." 7. Confusion "What the f**k......

?" 8. Difficulty "I don't understand this f**king shit!" 9. Despair "F**ked again..." 10. Pleasure "I couldn't be f**king happier." 11. Displeasure "What the f**k is going on here?" 12. Lost "Where the f**k are we.

" 13. Disbelief "UN-BE-F**KING-LIEVABLE!" 14. Retaliation "Up your f**king ass!" 15. Denial "I didn't f**king do it." 16. Perplexity "I know f**k all about it.

" 17. Apathy "Who really gives a f**k, anyhow?" 18.

Suspicion "Who the f**k are you?" 19. Panic "Let's get the f**k out of here." 20.

Disbelief "How the f**k did you do that?" 21.

Directions "F**k off." It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a f**king a*****e." It can be used to tell time- "It's five f**king thirty." It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this f**king job?" It can be maternal- "Motherf**ker." It can be political- "F**k Dan Quayle!" It has also been used by many notable people throughout history: Mayor of Hiroshima "What the f**k was that?" General Custer "Where did all these f**king Indians come from?" Captain of the Titanic "Where the f**k is all this water coming from?" Richard Nixon "Who's gonna f**king find out?" Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to f**king roll." Albert Einstein "Any f**king idiot knows that.

" Picasso "It does so f**king look like her!" Pythagoras "How the f**k did you work that out?" Michaelangelo "You want what on the f**king ceiling?" Walt Disney "F**k a duck." Edmund Hilary "Why?- Because its f**king there!" Joan of Arc "I don't suppose its gonna f**king rain?" Noah "Scattered f**king showers my ass.

" John F. Kennedy- "I need a parade like I need a f**king hole in my head."