Baxter was staying in a nice hotel and decided to go out and get a bottle of whisky since he was bored and it was getting late.. he wanted to have a few dirnks. On his way back up to the room, he got off the elevator and opened the bottle and took a hit..

then started walking down the hall to his room. Suddenly, he started hearing the damndest noise from down the hall... he walked quietly in the direction of the noise..... and came to a room where the door was wide open.. and it was so noisy, so he looked in and there on the bed was this real old guy...

completely naked and masturbating to beat the band. Baxter just stood there watching when the old guy happened to glance over and saw him staring at him.. he looked very strange..

Baxter was embarrassed...

the old guy yelled out.. "what the hell do you want?" Bax stammered and then holding the bottle of whisky up he said, "did you need some whisky?" "hell no, the old mans said, I'm so damn drunk right now I don't even know who I'm f**king."