A couple is getting ready to go to a constume party. The woman goes into the berdroom and emerges completly naked, except for a lemon hanging on a string from her v****a. Her partner is shocked and amazed and questions her about it.She answers that this is her costume and this is the way she is going to the party. So the guy goes into to the bedroom and emerges a few minutes later also completely naked, but with a potato hanging on a string from his p***s.

He looks at her and replies, "if you can go as a sour-p***y, I can go as a d**k-tater.

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