St Peter was doing market reasearch with the applicants at the pearly gates.

Three men were awaiting entry.

"Cause of death?" St Peter asked the first.

"I suspected my wife was cheating on me" the first man replied, "so I came home early and burst into my apartment on the twenty-first floor. I ran into the bedroom and my wife was lying naked on the bed. I searched the apartment but found no-one. I went out on the balcony, and sure enough, there was a man hanging by his fingers. I went inside and got a hammer and started beating his fingers. He let go and fell, but hit the awning across the pavement. I could see he was still alive, so i rushe back into the apartment, grabbed the refridgerator, pushed it over the balcony and let it fall. The effort was too much for me and I had a heart attack and fell down dead." "Next?", said Peter "cause of death?" "I lived on the twenty-second floor of an apartment building.

I always do my exercises out on the balcony and today I fell, but I was lucky enough to grab hold of the railing of the balcony below, when suddenly, this guy came out and started beating my fingers with a hammer. I had to let go, but I dropped onto an awning beneath. Next thing I know, a refridgerator dropped out of the sky and crushed me.

That's why I'm here." "Next?..cause of death?" "Well you see I was hiding in this fridge....

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