Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent for remodeling, and the last instructions of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their robes and habits, and paint naked. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns "Blind man, " replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. Nice boobs, " says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"