Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "f**k." It is the one magical word, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. F**k, as most words in the English language, takes its name from the German word "fricken, " which means "to strike." "F**k" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive John f**ked Mary and intransitive Mary was f**ked by John.

It can be an active verb John really f**ks up or a passive verb Mary doesn't really give a f**k, an adverb Mary is f**king interested in John, and a noun Mary is a fine f**k. It can be used as an adjective Mary is f**king beautiful. As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of "f**k.

" Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations: Fraud I got f**ked at the used car lot. Dismay Oh, f**k it! Trouble I guess I'm f**ked now. Aggression F**k you! Passive F**k me. Confusion What the f**k? Difficulty I can't understand this f**king business. Despair F**ked again. Apathy Who gives a f**k. Incompetence He's all f**ked up! Laziness He's a f**k off. Displeasure What the f**k is going on here? Ignorance F**k if I know. Defiance The f**k you can! Lost Where the f**k are we? Authority Shut the f**k up. It can be used in descriptive anatomy - He's really a f**king a*****e. It can be used to tell time - It's five f**king thirty. It can be used in business - How did I get this f**king job? It can be a prediction - Oh, will I get f**ked. It can be maternal - as in "Mother F**ker.

" It can be nautical - F**k the Admiral. It can be political - F**k Reagan. It can open the door to wonderful relationships - "Let's f**k." It can be used just to enhance the meaning of a word - as in "Beautif**kingful" or "Terf**kingific." The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses. How can anyone be offended when you say "F**k"? Use it in your daily speech, it adds to your prestige. Today, tell someone "F**K YOU." SOME ADDED QUIPS: Remember General Custer's famous last word: "Where did all those f**king Indians come from?" Also, the last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: "What the f**k was that?" And finally, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic: "Full speed ahead and f**k the icebergs!"