Chatting with my country lovin friend the other day and he started complaining about homosexuals. I told him everyone is a little gay. Its natural. "NOT ME!" He belts out.

I say sure you are and I'll prove it to you... Do you enjoy watching porn? "Hell yeah what red blooded american doesn't!" Do you only watch two women get it on? "Thats nice but I prefer to see a man and a women." Do you like it when the man is flacid in the presence of the women? "Hell NO! I like big hard c**ks!